Triple Elephun Wednesday

I've been away for a bit and have fallen behind in my Elephun Wednesday posts.  But fear not, I am back now and will try to keep up in the future.

 I don't care what the guys say I can't help but take this one as a comment on my babysitting skills.  I want to assure readers that no babies were eaten by elephants in my absence.  Well, no babies in my care anyway.  Other babies were not my concern.








Now, granted I have never been in a car wash of any sort, but I'm pretty sure I am accurate when I say that if an elephant was really hosing off my car that would make the experience so much more fun.  Of course then you would have the animal rights people all over you and they would probably throw fake blood on your car and you would have to go through the car wash again and it would start an endless cycle.




As you see this elephant went on a lovely relaxing vacation to wine country.  The good and bad news was that he ate all the grapes before any wine could be made.  That's bad for wine drinkers everywhere who will now have to drink beer but on the bright side I think it's best he got the grapes before they were fermented.  I have a feeling I do not want to meet a drunk elephant.