Elephun Wednesday

At your service!  With his elephant arms I bet he could carry a million bags at once.

Well, I can't think of a time when you would need an anchor and an elephant.  They seem like they would be kind of redundant. 









Try your luck with this lottery ticket.  Everyone hopes to win big but most people just get peanuts.

Apparently this guy is having a bad day so he wants everyone else to have a bad day too.  Why else would he choose to pout in the middle of the street. 






No.  This guy is not dressed up for Halloween.  But don't feel bad.  I made the same mistake.  This guy is having an x-ray done.  And I'm no doctor but I think I can spot a few problems.  Maybe they shouldn't have let him bring that...lollipop?, pipe?, shillelagh?, or what ever it is into the x-ray machine with him.

Elephun Wednesday

As you may have noticed I have not posted in a while.  Who am I kidding, no one reads this thing, not even the Shipping Monkeys so it can't possibly matter.  But I have been distracted lately.  I will not apologize.  And the Monkeys won't complain because I have been snapping at people less recently.  But I NEED to make sure there is a record of all of the Elephun Wednesday pictures.  And since I have missed so many of them I will put them up in installments from oldest to newest.

First we have this little guy who is the teacher's pet.  Which means none of the other students like him.  But he will show them later when he sells his internet company for millions of dollars and they are working at Burger King.









My tardiness has made this seem random but it is not.  See, this fellow is hard at work.  Which made sense at the time we put it up because it was in honor of labor day. 

This proves that even Mother Nature loves elephants.  I'm not sure the people in the path of this hurricane could appreciate how cool this was but I certainly did.





Pachyderms spread love wherever they go.  Well, this one does anyway.  Maybe not all of them.  Some of them trample people. 

This is an example of what I was just talking about.  This is not spreading love.  This is more on the trampling side of things.

Elephun Wednesday - Long Over Due

Okay.  I have been remiss.  The weeks just go by so fast that it is Elephun Wednesday again before I realize it.  Please understand that the computer wallpaper was always changed on schedule.  It was just my blogging that fell behind.  I mean, we do know what our priorities are.


So here are lots of Elephun Wednesday pictures for you to peruse.












Ahh.  Who doesn't like a big bowl of rice.  Good luck to this little guy.  I have trouble using chop sticks and I have fingers.  I can't even imagine how hard it would be trying to use them with a trunk.

He's about to blow!  Literally.  You might want to stand back because this does not look like it is going to end well for anyone.

I'm a superhero!  This poor things looks like someone just told him that elephants can't fly.  All his dreams have been dashed.  But there is always hope that he gets bit by a radioactive wasp or something.  So you should never give up.

I'm sure whatever story this pedantic blowhard is telling it is long and boring and has something to do with his yacht.  He is a Commonwealth Salon sort of fellow.  He probably hangs out with Aaron after work.

Awww!  Isn't that cute?  These two prove that no matter your differences, friendship overcomes them all.  How sweet.

It is going to take a lot of formula to keep this baby happy.  I wonder if it tastes like peanuts? 

It's a sign!

What it is a sign of, I have no idea.  But it can't be just a coincidence that this random piece of tape took on the shape of an elephant.  It is a phenomenon so spectacular that it has been compared to the grilled cheese Jesus.  Something big is coming.  What else can it mean?

Elephun Wednesday



This poor fellow is past his prime.  But he is probably still faster than some other pachyderms we know. 

World cup time!  I would say something here about who I think has a shot this year but

let's face it, I can't even tell you who is playing.  So enjoy - if you like that sort of thing.

Happy Fourth of July!  Everybody's favorite day of the year to do really stupid things that end up with digits flying everywhere.  Good luck!

Elephun Wednesday

Happy National Ice Cream Soda Day!  Yes, that is a thing.  And to celebrate we are having a nice cold glass of pachyderm.  With a cherry on top, of course.

Elephun Wednesday

So...

I'm not sure about this guy.  He is obviously willing to defend his country with everything he has.  But...  I don't really know if I would feel safe about that.  I am uncertain which side would sustain the most damage.

This is the Heliphant.  Isn't he cute?  I'm sure normally he is a perfectly delightful guy.  I can only assume that this was right after someone took his sandwich.

This is from a Hindu temple.  I would actually like to know the story behind this guy. I'm sure it would be very interesting.  But I might have to read a book or something and that seems like a lot of work.