Ya Know!

Isn't this awesome!  See what you can get done if you know the right people?  Ya know what else is awesome?  How many people you can get to say ya know for no reason at all.  But you never actually need a reason to say ya know.  It is multipurpose.  Or it can have no purpose.  It can mean everything, or nothing.  It's perfect for all occasions.  And all the Shipping Monkeys would like to thank the Super Cobra for spending his own time to make our Ya Know! sign.

Elephun Wednesday

I feel like a nice ice cream soda.  Apparently this guy does too.  I'm guessing it isn't his first.

So, this is pretty creepy.  What is more worrying than the thought that something like this might exist is the fact that someone spent a lot of time and effort to create this so people like us could find it on the internet.

Isn't he cute?  Unlike that creepy elf on the shelf that spies on you for Santa and moves around your house at night. 

Hey there, slow down!  I bet he's the type of old geezer that likes to run over people with his scooter because they think they can do anything they want because they are old.  I don't think I like him. 

We seem to like elephant hybrids.  And there are a surprising amount of elephant hybrids to be found.  If you type hawkephant into a search engine things actually come up.  Who knew?

These party animals know how to have a good time.  See what I did there?  Party animals?  They are actually animals.  Get it?  Babbit won't think it's funny because he didn't say it.

Who's hungry?  I always am.  And I like spaghetti.  But I don't know if I would trust this guy to make my dinner.

Elephant in the Wild

This was just too good to be true.  It is New Year's Eve and I go to look something up on Google.  What do you think they used for the New Year's Eve animation?  Take a look...

I mean, really.  Of all the things they could have chosen to use, they picked elephants.  Elephants who are blowing up balloons with their trunks.  This is awesome.  Thank you Google.

Elephun Wednesday

This helpful fellow will make sure you never forget your keys again.  Besides, who doesn't want to carry around a tiny pachyderm in their pocket?

Elephun Wednesday

Ok people, this is it.  With this post I am all caught up with the Elephun Wednesday posts. 

I don't think those wings are big enough.  Not only do I not think he will ever get off the ground, it looks like he is being crushed by his own weight just sitting on the ground.








I don't have any idea what happened here.  Obviously some sort of horrible accident and just like with Humpty Dumpty, all the king's horses and all the king's men could not put him back together.  Well, at least not the way he used to be.

I hope you all had a happy Thanksgiving.  I hope you all had a normal turkey.  Because this turkeyphant is disturbing and I don't think he would taste very good.  Not that normal turkey tastes very good anyway.  But that's just my opinion.






And this guy was actually put up today.  I can not remember the last time that happened.  Here we have an elephant who is afraid of the dark and some nice boy flying in to make him feel better with his bright, pointy banana.

Elephun Wednesday

At your service!  With his elephant arms I bet he could carry a million bags at once.

Well, I can't think of a time when you would need an anchor and an elephant.  They seem like they would be kind of redundant. 









Try your luck with this lottery ticket.  Everyone hopes to win big but most people just get peanuts.

Apparently this guy is having a bad day so he wants everyone else to have a bad day too.  Why else would he choose to pout in the middle of the street. 






No.  This guy is not dressed up for Halloween.  But don't feel bad.  I made the same mistake.  This guy is having an x-ray done.  And I'm no doctor but I think I can spot a few problems.  Maybe they shouldn't have let him bring that...lollipop?, pipe?, shillelagh?, or what ever it is into the x-ray machine with him.

Elephun Wednesday

As you may have noticed I have not posted in a while.  Who am I kidding, no one reads this thing, not even the Shipping Monkeys so it can't possibly matter.  But I have been distracted lately.  I will not apologize.  And the Monkeys won't complain because I have been snapping at people less recently.  But I NEED to make sure there is a record of all of the Elephun Wednesday pictures.  And since I have missed so many of them I will put them up in installments from oldest to newest.

First we have this little guy who is the teacher's pet.  Which means none of the other students like him.  But he will show them later when he sells his internet company for millions of dollars and they are working at Burger King.









My tardiness has made this seem random but it is not.  See, this fellow is hard at work.  Which made sense at the time we put it up because it was in honor of labor day. 

This proves that even Mother Nature loves elephants.  I'm not sure the people in the path of this hurricane could appreciate how cool this was but I certainly did.





Pachyderms spread love wherever they go.  Well, this one does anyway.  Maybe not all of them.  Some of them trample people. 

This is an example of what I was just talking about.  This is not spreading love.  This is more on the trampling side of things.